my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
shitty six months to ship skyeward and fitzsimmons amirite?
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
Nick Offerman’s response to “Will you build your own casket?” is too perfect.
I feel like I should win something
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.
I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?
When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
but Harry grew up with a muggle family
yes but harry’s a little shit
Buckynat AU | Natasha as Anastasia and Bucky as Dimitri
"If we live through this, remind me to thank you."
Ahhh!! Shamelessly inspired by This Artist’s ^^ Buck!
In the brilliant words of hamletmachine that made me howl “HOLY FUCK” involuntarily and out loud upon hearing them,
"You’re my mitten."
- hamletmachine 2014 Dog Bless. Never forget.
there’s like twelve knives in there
This is what happens when you bring a box of corgi puppies to a college apartment… (x)